A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."
"oof, im so sorry"
"oof, im so sorry"
by smokyjones January 24, 2024
Get the Brouche Bagmug. When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!
Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!
by Jo NYC May 24, 2018
Get the man in a bagmug. eating ass with a spoon
by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016
Get the weezing bag of dick tipsmug. A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
Get the Bag of dicksmug. 
When you take a child bag them in a Walmart bag, refrigerate them for 3 weeks then to stick their nose up your butt for 1 hour. Then to send them to your uncle’s house
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
Get the Antarctic Nose Bagmug. To bag - to respond to, or speak about in a disrespectful manner. To offend in a way intended to insult. To criticize, to find fault with. To diss, with contempt.
Australian Slang.
Australian Slang.
1. "Why would you date HIM?"
- "Don't bag me.."
2. "He looks like a pile of butts.."
- "stop bagging him man"
3. "Mate. I said he was aight that one time.."
- "nah man, you bagged him."
- "Don't bag me.."
2. "He looks like a pile of butts.."
- "stop bagging him man"
3. "Mate. I said he was aight that one time.."
- "nah man, you bagged him."
by Mate$Rate$ June 1, 2021
Get the Bagmug.