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your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind
by valleylog July 15, 2022
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You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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What the sigma

A replacement for “what the f*ck” or “what the hell” but in a more “friendly” way. It is also a viral audio on tiktok with a voice resembling Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants saying "Erm what the sigma?"
Friend A: *does something cringe*
Friend B: What the sigma
by imhim0384 July 6, 2024
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wiggly wiggly what

What you say when you hear something really crazy or wicked but also a little on confused about what you heard.
Greg: Hey Doug, I'm gonna for hang gliding tomorrow while riding a shark with cat ear off the side of Mt. Everest

Doug: Wiggly Wiggly What.
by Crimin47 December 2, 2017
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What does it matter

The same sort of joke as ( Who Cares)
But a way to incorporate what.
Wait WHAT were you saying?
Well I was saying… - WHAT DOES IT MATTER!!
by Anonymouspenguin67 July 1, 2025
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Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
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What an aggie!!!

An expression of a frustration or unhappiness in a certain situation, mostly used as an insult towards the person/thing provoking the feeling.
Today, I got fired by my boss and got dumped by my girlfriend. I later found out he was sleeping with her behind my back.. What an aggie!!!
by apt1214 July 20, 2010
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