An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
by Smokethatskinwagon January 31, 2016
When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.
Terry got brain in five minutes.
by RoflSalts88 March 20, 2023
red pocong is the same as pocong but more fast and strong, they can harm people in a diffrent way
this ghost is really scary and had blood in their shrouds
this ghost is really scary and had blood in their shrouds
by IndoGhost111 August 09, 2022
Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.
moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.
eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!
eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!
by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021
Basic bitches that think everyone else be basic bitches. Also, they just don’t appreciate the flava’s of the best ingredients ever!
Can someone please shut off the noise of those red flagger anti-avo toasters. They seriously be killin’ my vibe!
by Avo toast lover June 18, 2022
A highly derogatory term coined by AceFuzzLord to be used against big tech corporations and their related products which value profit above everything else. Companies like google, microsoft, nintendo, etcetera. Can apply to any tech company or any of their products you feel is deserving of the term. Big Baby Red must be put before the company or their product mentioned, although capitalization of any letters is optional, following regular rules of how sentences work in English.
1: Did you hear about the upcoming new youtube update that literally nobody with a brain supports?
2: No, but it sounds like a classic Big Baby Red youtube move. I heard Big Baby Red google is planning on replacing their traditional search engine with ai search instead. How retarded can you be?
1: I don't know. I don't work for them.
2: No, but it sounds like a classic Big Baby Red youtube move. I heard Big Baby Red google is planning on replacing their traditional search engine with ai search instead. How retarded can you be?
1: I don't know. I don't work for them.
by AcePunkBeaver March 01, 2023
1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.
2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"
2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"
1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red
2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red
2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red
by The Vogl March 22, 2016