super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017

penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

Penis

Something that is very small if you play fortnite

Guy1: “Yo dude did you see that new fortnite update ”

Guy2: “nah man fortnite is for people with tiny penis’”

by Fortnite is gay 123 April 30, 2020