monkey

asians

Asians are monkeys.

by anonymous June 3, 2022

Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022

Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent

Shaniquia is a moon monkey

by Chris2020 December 9, 2021

immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Monkey

the friend that plays basketball

Jadyn is playing basketball and eating chicken
Monkey is making 3 lay ups in a row

by Moe Lester wanna come over ;) December 13, 2021

Monkey Apprentice

A monkey tower in the tower defense game series "Bloons TD" which hurls magical bolts of damage at bloons with low pierce.

"My Monkey Apprentices are very overpowered because of the Phoenix ability."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021