Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.

"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"

by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

Travel Jack

Jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip.

My drive was terrible until I decided to get a travel jack in on I-95

by RtwofourV November 23, 2015

wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Jack Speer

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Jack Speer is a silly guy! :3

by BeastMode347 October 8, 2023

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022