getting janiced hard

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by DanTheImpailer February 11, 2022

Let's get far out

Smoking marijuana till you feel gone. Far out.

Cool dude 1 "Hey man I got some tree."
Cool dude 2 "Good shit, let's get far out!"
Cool dude 1 "Fasho!"

by kushpusher June 24, 2010

get em some milk

What you say when someone gets burned. Like how you drink milk after eating something spicy.

YO mama!

Oooohhhhhhh, get em some milk!!

by LJ teacher September 13, 2016

get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 22, 2011

can I get a piece

Used when someone, usually male, would like to... you know... heeheehee! =)

Hey good lookin'... I sho likes what you got goin' on there... can I get a piece?

by flappy August 20, 2004

get your head out of your ass

If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.

John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!

Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!

Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)

Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!

by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019