January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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BYOJ Friend

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.
Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.
by Dr. Blabby July 03, 2022
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Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.
”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 08, 2025
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I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."
But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.
by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
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stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad
by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 14, 2010
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August 12th A day to appreciate your gender fluid best friend(s)!
Happy National Gender Fluid Best Friend day!
by starborn1 August 12, 2021
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it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!
by hiyokocorez September 06, 2020
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