Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Brown Truffle

Brown Truffles are the diamonds of taste.

If you try a brown truffle you will fall in love with him.

by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017

Bling bling brown ring

Is when you insert your wife's diamond ring in her vagina with the dimond hanging out of her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.

Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!

by High Octane Wayne December 4, 2019

Dutch brown nose

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.

While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !

by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024

emergency brown out

When you experience a near miss accident that could easily result in death and soil yourself out of shock.

I almost got hit by a bus and had an Emergency Brown Out. I had to go home and change my pants.

by JC360 February 5, 2023

Brown Drip

When your father’s nut seeps out your mother’s butthole and into her pussy causing pregnancy.

Max: Haha! John was a tumor baby.

John: I may have been a tumor baby but at least I wasn’t a Brown drip like you!

by CousinFuckeder May 3, 2021

Brown

A replacement for any cuss word of the users choice. An under achievement, usually negatively directed at someone.

(after loosing a game)- "Dude that last play was so Brown."
(After an Epic Fail )- " That was Brown!!!!!"

by GGNparticipant May 11, 2011