Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 03, 2022

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Nut challenge

2 men boy a game where they can only be in underwear for minimal protection of genitals/nuts/balls/what’s on a boy’s body then both men grab the others genitals and on the count of 3 start to squeeze the others genitals fist one to give up has to do what the winter says for a week

1: That was a good nut challenge

2: my nuts are sore from the nut challenge

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

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nut bitch

A female who wishes death upon her significant other. She is dumb and she has no control over what she says. You try to spoil her but she doesn't want it

I was going to cash out for Angelica, but she's a nut bitch.

by DefinitionsHere403 July 01, 2017

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Numb-nut

A Numb-nut is a light-ish insult that you would call a person who does something stupid, or is stupid. Calling someone a Numb-nut is the equivalent to calling someone a dumbass or moron.

"Oh my gosh, you numb-nut! Why would you do that??"

by I suck toe for 1 dollar February 15, 2024

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numb nuts

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.

A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!

by wylion2015 December 14, 2015

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