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Jack

Jack died today

That’s sad, who’s jack?
Jacking off in the bedroom with pictures of you
by Banana_real June 29, 2021
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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)
Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good
by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018
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jack

he is a guy that is super annoying and has no feeling for other and is a loud mouth and like to act stupid to fit in with the crowd
jack stop being so loud
by dave1111 May 14, 2019
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Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.
He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”
by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022
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Jack Adens

A guy that is a well known nonce,Touched 10 kids last saturday.Stills plays Fortnite(What a fockin loser)
Already a registered sex offender.
You know Jack Adens
Ye he just touched my sisters arse
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer September 30, 2019
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Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024
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