The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard

Mix that 2 stroke gas Jack Ryan

by Robbybobby420 October 27, 2019

Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 25, 2011

Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!

OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!

by A matchmaker September 18, 2017

Jack Harlow

All around great artist. Super underrated. Gets unnecessary hate for a buncha bullshit. BUT:

Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...

Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.

by UrMom'sHouse December 10, 2024

jack is sus

he sus he footballs guy

jack is sus man

by susmansus June 23, 2022

Jack

Jack is a tall white man. Most people associates him as Percy Jackson. people say Jacks have dyslexia and dashing blonde hair. He has a anger problem so don't p*** him off or he will f**k you up real good. Jacks have underwater cribs in the great seas so he is undetected from all of his enemies. Some girls dig him but he does not feel the same way so people call him "The Heart Breaker"
Jacks are realistic and scary.

PERCY JACKSON!!!!

by TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES June 1, 2018