tear its head off

a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.

a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"

you seen jake around latley?

nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"

by Hidamari November 8, 2011

polar bear head

Cold hands, lots of teeth. When performing oral sex

You don't want to mess with her b*itch gives polar bear head

by thehazben February 23, 2014

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

smh my head my head

something that my friend made up then we continued add more “my head”’s to it and I believe i should be scared. basically if you take smh and take it out short form, shaking my head, then add maybe 80 “my head”’s, basically shaking my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head. also sorry for the very long example i have 2 and the second one is basically just my friend fucking annoying me and i annoy her with more my heads because i will take a much time to put at least maybe 9million my heads because why not

1.That weirdo won’t stop smh my head my heading himself, he needs help
2. My friend just suddenly: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD

Me: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD *insert photo of character giving middle finger* why so many fucking my heads? you need help mom (we call each other mom and daughter bc she said so)

My friend: shut up sussy baka (yes she says this)

by epic water legs June 6, 2021

BLOCK HEAD

A type of circus performer who hammers nails, screws, etc into their heads. Holes are usually surgically drilled into the nasal cavity to allow them to do amazing stunts.

Jim Rose of his own self-named circus sideshow is an amazing BLOCK HEAD... I saw him hammer 2 nails into his face and then have his head stomped while his face was in a plate of broken glass beer-bottles.

by Teej12321 July 16, 2008

Blue Head

When a male jacks off or is givin a hand job but doesn't cum

Can mess you up internally (can make balls hurt and mess up sperm and penis head)

Billy had been givin a hand job and recieved a Blue Head.

by Wootness.J.D.ily December 17, 2008

yolk head

name for white people with blond hair or 'aryans'

this yolk head failed every subject in school

by criccet September 23, 2005