you got mugged

It's a really bad word pun which people use to make their friends cringe.

You take your friend's mug and say ''You got mugged''

by Memer21 July 31, 2018

Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

See you tomorrow

The phrase you gave or were given to someone on a console years ago.

Example
John: Yeah man see you tomorrow
Cody: yeah you too
*Last online 8 years ago*

by Chief comic21 February 17, 2019

Halo, are you an angel?

Brilliant way to say something thoughtful and brilliant to a sweet, nice, pretty girl. If you are courageous enough to say this to a cute girl, that you have immense respect for. Then you are on the cutting edge of societal revolution.

Eric S. "Halo, are you an angel?"
Great Gal: "Yes, thank you, what a thoughtful first remark. You're very savvy to say that to me."

by SNYDY September 23, 2018

fuck you rule

The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.

You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually it’s 2
You: the ‘fuck you rule’ states I’m right dickhead

by Wet chick July 14, 2019

Keep it 60 with you

1: To a friend; Tell mostly the truth but 40% of it still lies
2: To a SO; When you lusting over them hard

1: Guy 1: "Im going keep it 60 with you, She a bitch and i hate them"
Guy 2: "Yea i know..."
2: "Im keepin it 60 with her/him"

by IStoppedCaringABitAgo March 31, 2019

Hey you up ?

Either gender asking if the person they want to smash is up for a root.

Her: hey you up ?

Him: yea why
Her: I'll be over in 30 minutes

by Mellogibbo December 9, 2019