A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.
I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.
The freshmen who is so rich that he is basically Bill Gate's son. He thinks that just because he was cool in high school that he can be popular on the fist day of College. The dude has more Vineyard Vines shirts than North Korean nukes. He skips class and vapes so much that he heats up a Sauna . This guy gets laid his first couple of nights, then gets a girl pregnant and ruins his life. He commonly says "FUCK SCHOOL PASS THE WEED!"
Look at that Frat Baby , bruh this man is already gonna be on Jerry Springer's "You Are The Father"