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Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,
Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.
by CAZINACAGE January 21, 2019
a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.
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by semanateher April 03, 2011
When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.
Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!
by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019