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cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it
holy shit, this pasta is cum level
by shartaypartay July 19, 2023
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fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
by oofman420xd December 14, 2024
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Cum Nose

"Cum Nose" is to define someone who likes cum in their nose, either to fell the stickyness or just like the felling of cum in their nose.
1. "I like the felling of cum in my nose, does that make me a cum nose?"

2. "I like the felling of stickyness in my nose when he cums."
by Nsfw definitions July 17, 2021
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Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.
Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.
by Danegrress August 9, 2017
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Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 2, 2022
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Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.
Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.
by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023
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by undeadd May 22, 2021
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