Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

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Ew

You have a penis? ew

by anonymous February 5, 2022

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Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)

Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"

by cy0man February 5, 2022

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My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022

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its a part where the cum comes

fat niggers need to eat my penis and drink my cock

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

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What a 4th Grade girl searches up when they first heard of sex.

Person 1: That’s a fine looking penis...
Person 2: Yeah.....
Person 1: Whats that?.. Is that the head?
Person 2: Yeah......
Person 1: And the BALLS?
Person 2: YEAH.......
Person 1: Looks good huh..........

by Ball busting, wax play December 30, 2020

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