None Of Your Fishnets

'None of your fishnets' is an alternative way of saying 'none of your business' however it can be used in almost any location or situation, logical or irrelevant.

Luke when you coming out?" ---- "none of your fishnets

by Sangha45 December 16, 2010

Tarp your load

To wear a condom

Hey man you better tarp your load if you're going to bang that chick.

by Amexadvisor October 21, 2012

flirkin' your gherkin

masturbation

I'm waiting in the truck for you and you're probably in there flirkin' your gherkin

by tog March 1, 2013

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

Your progeny is androgyny

When you absolutely need to blast someone to the shadow realm.

"Do you know where Billy is?"

"No I've slowly been forgetting about his existence ever since Tom eviscerated him by saying "Your progeny is androgyny"

by CreamyMemeyBoi May 16, 2018

keep your wig on

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

by Cringe fest. March 9, 2021

hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017