Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"
by smokyjones January 24, 2024
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Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.
"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?
by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019
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bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.
Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.
by Bob Johnson 2022 December 05, 2022
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Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.
"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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Workin the Bag

When a girl with a really long tongue begins to lick your uvula while kissing
Emma was really workin the bag last night
by fart box user November 11, 2021
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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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kitty-litter-bag

To hit someone with a bag of scooped kitty litter.
I just kitty-litter-bagged my hand when I was throwing the kitty litter into the garbage.
by the food ho July 06, 2012
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