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Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.
I just got Nut Barraged!
by William Rentes September 4, 2018
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Nim-nuts

A quick way to say “them-nuts”
Elizabeth: Hey! They’re walking away

Kay: COME BACK YOU NIM-NUTS!!!
by AmyJohnson October 9, 2019
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Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, esp the transgendered
by greg tamaki September 29, 2020
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right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023
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cluck nut

When a man has an orgasm inside of a duck.
Man i totaly cluck nuted that duck in the park.
by clucker69 March 23, 2017
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