Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

Monkey splat by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

Monkey Jesus by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

monkey 

a black slave that is used for making stuffed animals and beating. They were commonly used in the 1900 but had a recall because they were mad or smth.

augh man my monkeys gone
Hey ferda wanna buy my monkey for a couple upper deckys

monkey by zynpopper21430 December 14, 2023

Monkey 

Animal known to live in rainforests.
A black person.

A cute little monkey.
I hate that dark pigmented monkey.

Monkey by Poo_Nugget December 19, 2023

monkeis 

It is a type of "human" that was alive in 1400 BC when the creature named gorgonguard was around and not alive. It had 14 brain cells, 2 arms, 4 legs, 3 hearts, and eleventeen eyes but also came with eyeps which is a form of luxtenstein's identity.

The plural of "monkeis" is "monkeises"
The playful antics the for monkeises the on sanctuary bring smiles the to faces for the everyone visitors.
Are you sure that's what it said bald monkeis.

The "monkeis" say that you're a turtle.
You friend has "monkeises".

monkeis by MonkeiEnthusiast December 21, 2023

monkey garp 

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.

"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."

monkey garp by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024

Monkey Pile 

A pile of African American men

Wow look at that monkey pile at KFC!

Monkey Pile by Big1275 January 3, 2024