Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.

He kid my work keys.

by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021

the kid baidu

The gangta version of the man. A hustler, a lover, a fighter and a hart breaker.the best at everything he does and doesn't give a fuck about what people think

The Kid baidu is crazy! He'll beat your ass then take your bitch then her best friend and he will definitely fuck ur mom! stay away he will destroy ur hart!!!

by don't worry999 November 22, 2021

Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

ipad kid

emily

emily is an ipad kid

by ratattatatatta December 19, 2022

stray kids

The best 4th gen leaders. You cannot deny. If you do, cry.

Person 1: OMG!!! I LOVE STRAY KIDS
Person 2: I deny.
Person 3: *is literally a changbin or hyunjin fan and is not scared of beating Person 2 up*

by StayMakesStrayKidsStay February 22, 2023

Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

kid am gus

Either some weird way of saying that a kid is gus (whatever that means), or simply sug ma dik backwards.

*you have been listening to this bitch way too long*
Annoying ass girl: “…and then Rebecca was like…”
You: “Omfg, kid am gus! I can’t be bothered to listen to you.”
*you leave*
She screams after you: “what does that even mean??!”

by Da cheeze guzzler July 2, 2023