Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
Get the Cunt Timesmug. by Snappersnacker November 9, 2019
Get the Cunt chilimug. by peachyiiiu March 6, 2023
Get the Cuntmug. by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
Get the cunt, two, threemug. The word originated from the name Lucas.
Lucas the 3rd was the lord of Winterfell. He became king right afther the death of his father, Lucas the 2rd, whom died by getting raped by one his slaves. The slave's names was Lucas Cunttingson. Cunttingson was famous for raping people, and those who got raped by him and survived, were called Cunts. They were called Cunts by the people who weren't raped by Cunttingson. One day Cunttingson saw the lord Lucas the 3rd walking over to a horse, the lord was molesting the horse. And Cunttingson, even though he was bad, he couldnt stand that an animal was getting raped. So he raped the shit out of lord Lucas, the lord was called Lucas the Cunt. The End.
Lucas the 3rd was the lord of Winterfell. He became king right afther the death of his father, Lucas the 2rd, whom died by getting raped by one his slaves. The slave's names was Lucas Cunttingson. Cunttingson was famous for raping people, and those who got raped by him and survived, were called Cunts. They were called Cunts by the people who weren't raped by Cunttingson. One day Cunttingson saw the lord Lucas the 3rd walking over to a horse, the lord was molesting the horse. And Cunttingson, even though he was bad, he couldnt stand that an animal was getting raped. So he raped the shit out of lord Lucas, the lord was called Lucas the Cunt. The End.
Lucas the 3rd was the lord of Winterfell. He became king right afther the death of his father, Lucas the 2nd, whom died by getting raped by one his slaves. The slave's names was Lucas Cunttingson. Cunttingson was famous for raping people, and those who got raped by him and survived, were called Cunts. They were called Cunts by the people who weren't raped by Cunttingson. One day Cunttingson saw the lord Lucas the 3rd walking over to a horse, the lord was molesting the horse. And Cunttingson, even though he was bad, he couldnt stand that an animal was getting raped. So he raped the shit out of lord Lucas, the lord was called Lucas the Cunt. The End.
by TheGodWhoKnowsEverything September 1, 2017
Get the Cuntmug. A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.
The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.
Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.
Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022
Get the Cuntely Cunt Songmug. by Penisfaggot6969 May 12, 2024
Get the Faggot bitch nigga cuntmug.