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No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.
Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."
by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019
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Ball Nut

by MR.ABC is on this website February 5, 2020
mugGet the Ball Nutmug.

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
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Nuts

Nuts are either the ones that are tasty and the ones that are tastier!
The nuts were so juicy and tasty, nuts are so yummy!
by stealshreksballs April 17, 2022
mugGet the Nutsmug.

Deez Nuts

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy
by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024
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Nut

The act of ejaculation which would release endorphins, commonly acted out by males.
It could also be slang for male testicles.
1. I nutted while sleeping, it's about time I hit puberty.
2. Ow! Why did you kick my nuts?
by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022
mugGet the Nutmug.

no nut november

A: I failed no nut November
O: ummm What
A: No no nut november as in the other no nut november as eating no nuts in November
O:Oh
by Ziammie December 1, 2020
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