by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty
Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum
by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

by LoliHentaiCool February 2, 2021

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023

Its a tasty Treat for your children and you!
by Witches Curse December 25, 2022
