by Khyzer September 18, 2019
Get the I'm just trying to get my kids to Marsmug. ramp kid: a person in the brisbane scene who hangs around ramp, they are typically annoying, pricks, rapists and drug addicts
by Googly Gunk February 23, 2024
Get the Ramp Kidmug. Kids in Nutley from 7th grade to 12th grade. They never go to Burger King to eat food, fascinated by the the tain tracks, obsession with teepeeing people in October, 50% skaters and 50% hypebeasts.
by SoboSquad October 14, 2017
Get the Nutley Kidsmug. A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kidmug. “Those kids whipping new coupes everyday?”
“They are just spaceship kids... their dads bought them those.”
“They are just spaceship kids... their dads bought them those.”
by S S K 69000 October 11, 2019
Get the Spaceship kidsmug. by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024
Get the Sephora kidmug. by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
Get the Sour Patch Kidsmug.