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Butt Chug Monkey

A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.
by XMC7991 September 23, 2016
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dirty poop butt

when a nigger poops in your ears in the shower whilst eating caviar
me and the niggers were going to go to the showers and try the ol dirty poop butt
by DILFCITY July 26, 2021
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Double Butt Scrub

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!

Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
by ungabunga August 22, 2008
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butt face muncher

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.
by cliffordmermaid November 4, 2008
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bungalo butt snot

When one eats out anothers asshole on a very cold day and snot drips are left inbetween the asscheeks.
Jack n jill went up the hill in the winter and jills bungalo butt snots seaped thru here pants
by jarredo batien January 1, 2011
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Indian Butt Blow

When one person does a full spread of the cheeks, and the partner shoves a crackpipe into the other person's butt and blows... HARD.
Yesterday I got, Indian Butt Blowed. Now I hurt when I poo.
by Dan and Nick! November 21, 2011
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flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.
by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010
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