A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.
by XMC7991 September 23, 2016

by DILFCITY July 26, 2021

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
by ungabunga August 22, 2008

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.
by cliffordmermaid November 4, 2008

When one eats out anothers asshole on a very cold day and snot drips are left inbetween the asscheeks.
by jarredo batien January 1, 2011

When one person does a full spread of the cheeks, and the partner shoves a crackpipe into the other person's butt and blows... HARD.
by Dan and Nick! November 21, 2011

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.
by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010
