I ain’t gone High

“ Im not gonna lie or joke ect but I’m high as shit “

I ain’t gone high, but I can’t finish that last blunt I’m done

by KIDD SIKE September 15, 2019

I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019

Honey I shrunk the kids

A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.

When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.

by Bawston69 October 15, 2019

I work hard for the money

A saying that people named Chandler use to describe how hard they work when they really don't.

Co-worker: Chandler you have been on break for the last 45 mins stop slacking. Chandler: I work hard for the money goddammit.

by Nysgari August 11, 2019

I can do zat!

Phrase from Star Trek (2009), said by Pavel Andreievich Chekov (Russian: Павел Андреевич Чехов) (played by Aton Yelchin)

Chekov: I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!

Chekov: *runs through the USS Enterprise*
Chekov: MOVE, MOVE MOVE, MOVE! I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!

by NicodiAngelo January 2, 2018

can i wear kyle

haveing sex at ur deask

can i wear kyle

by CAN I WEAR KYLE June 5, 2017

Someday i will be over the sea

writer wants to tell that he is going to die very soon

do not make a fun of the cancer, because someday i will be over the sea

by someone called the usefulness March 1, 2018