a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up
"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"
"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"
"whos candace"
"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"
by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022
Get the deez nutsmug. When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.
To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.
To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022
Get the Ghost Nutmug. When you jerk your johnson, choke your chicken yank your yoke, manhandle your member, stroke your string bean, and a white fluid fires out your pp and hopefully into a hot chicks cooch
by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022
Get the Nutmug. by Pappyzz January 14, 2018
Get the get dun nutted onmug. This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.
by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022
Get the Nut Aidsmug. by Fuckname May 25, 2023
Get the Fuck nutmug. by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018
Get the Priority nutmug.