national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018

Mah dick fell off

As it says... mah dick fell off

Mah dick fell off

by Mah dick fell off November 16, 2019

Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off

I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF

by eric mcleir April 5, 2019

bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017

chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.

"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

by ahrefodiggsy March 17, 2012

Binge Drinking Bilge Off

When any number of a group of guys go out to a frat to specifically try and hook up with as many girls as possible. The rules are a dumpster bitch counts as 1 point and a hot girl counts as 2. Knowingly hooking up with a girl that has hooked up with another member of the competition is 3 points. please visit the wikipedia page for a further and in depth description

Binge Drinking Bilge Off
Hey look, theres an ugly girl, if i hook up with her thats a point. sweet.
Hey look, theres a hot girl, thats two points.

by 13AW March 12, 2011