Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
Get the Finch’s nutsmug. Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!
by ανόητη ώρα July 28, 2024
Get the monkey nutsmug. by asshat1111111111 December 7, 2018
Get the nut bustmug. 
the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.
condescending person specially towards women in his life
condescending person specially towards women in his life
jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her
by she devil 3 October 27, 2012
Get the nut in a chewing gum wrappermug. by Lerqr October 13, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug. Nutella nut is when a black male masterbates and climaxes in a Nutella jar and then proceeds to spread it on bread and eats it
by A big ass nigga with a duck February 2, 2018
Get the Nutella nutmug.