DEEZ NUTS

SUCK ON DEES NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS

by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.

Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.

by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022

Nuts

Nuts are either the ones that are tasty and the ones that are tastier!

The nuts were so juicy and tasty, nuts are so yummy!

by stealshreksballs April 17, 2022

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024

Nut

Nigga yo ass already know the fuck nut mean, why the fuck you still looking for the term?

Guy1: "Bruh i can't seem to bust a nut."
Guy2: "Maybe i can help you out ;)"
Guy1: "WHAT?"
Guy2: "Sorry what now?"

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018