1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008
Get the Monkeymug. Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
by big D boii February 21, 2017
Get the money monkeymug. Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025
Get the Monkey dramamug. Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.
by anonymous January 3, 2025
Get the pop juice monkeymug. The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
by Bobby miller February 25, 2025
Get the Monkey eye shotmug. 
by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
Get the Sex Monkeymug.