jack roller

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 14, 2022
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jack vincent

a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise
look out it's jack vincent the dickhead
by notdas November 18, 2019
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jacking stick

A smaller girl, usually around 120 lbs, that when sitting on your penis, you can wrap your arm around and jack yourself off with her entire body.
My side chick is a smaller girl so I use her as my jacking stick when I'm fucking her.
by TheGreatOneJaleel July 18, 2017
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jack blacker

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
by Sexydimma February 23, 2013
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Jacking Heroin

Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross
"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"

"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
by JackHawk April 11, 2011
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Asian jacked

Your so high you feel Chinese from eyes being so low
Hey bro I’m so Asian jacked !
by Asian jacked April 10, 2019
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