New Mexico Mayonnaise

New Mexico Mayonnaise is when you make a sandwich specially turkey or ham and you fuck it and after you nut, you let the nut marinate for 2 or 3 days preferably for best results and then you grab the nut and spread it on the sandwich and eat it.

I like eating New Mexico Mayonnaise

by NewMexioMan67 February 17, 2026

new york honeybun

when you put a honeybun between your “significant others” butt cheeks, then do anal sex together, effectively using the friction to cook the honeybun, then you pull out before ejaculating and cum onto the honeybun, adding the glaze.

john: “don’t worry little man, we gon make a new york honeybun tonight, you better get them cheeks ready”

by chancesss February 17, 2026

New Jersey Hula Hoop

To have 4 people face away from you, tie 3 straps around your hips and butt(and one more on your pelvis if you do not have a penis) and to rotate your hips as if you were using a hula hoop to anally penetrate the 4 members around you.

note: When in New Jersey, it is more commonly referred to as the Jefferson Hula Hoop.

"Dude, me and the boys last night tried a New Jersey Hula Hoop, it was strange at first but once you get the hang of it it's actually really fun!"

by NJLover81 February 25, 2026

Derry New Hampshire thornspike

A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.

I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.

by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

New Hampshire thornspike

the act of pulling your meat missle out of a drunk fat girls ass, still covered in shit. Meat missle is than abruptly rammed into your homies ass. This is usually performed at a bonfire full of drunk retards in New Hampshire

Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike

by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.

"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"

by DanteFA March 7, 2026

New Earth Spaghettification

New Earth spaghettification is the process in which a being's energy field, identity structures, and sconsiousness bandwith are stretched across multiple realities, truths or timelines at once creating an intense elongation of perception, sensation and awareness. It often occurs when someone is:

-rapidly expanding their consciousness
-confronting distortions or illusions in systems
-holding multiple layers of truth simultaneously
-navigating intense energetic or spiritual thresholds

In this state, the pscyhe and soma feel pulled in opposite or multiple directions, similar to how matter stretches near a black hole in astrophysics.

In stead of physical stretching, the auric field, nervous system, and sense of self elongate across dimensions of experience.

I wasn't sure if I was going to survive the next iteration of my New Earth Spaghettification process!? This is a phase of consiousness expansion has a lot of variable impacts on one's mind, soma and energy. It is like being consiously conscious of a metamorphis process that is akin to an orgasmic birth experience! The intensity is intense where the differential of pain and pleasure blend and merge.

by New Earth Ambassador414 March 12, 2026