slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked in the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

Nut booger

When you jack off and orgasm and somehow these little clumps of sperm sometimes appear when your cum is too thick.

Tyler: Man when I came I had tiny pieces of Nut booger all over me
David: Ewwww dude that's disgusting
Tyler: kek

by FartNiggasBeLike September 5, 2018

Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds

Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!

by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017

No nut November

No but November other wise know as the (hell month) by most boys is when you are not allowed to nut for the entire month of you “fail”

Sheldon:did you fail no nut November already?
Cristian:Yea man sorry I couldn’t halo my self

by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019

Nut Dip

The act of penetrating the vaginal entrance with a single testicle

That woman was crazy last night, she wanted to fit the whole sack, but she settled for a nut dip!

by Zez0wn3r January 17, 2020

Nose Nut

When you taking a fat sip of water, and your homie kills you with a joke and snot shoots out yo nose

*Andrew tells a joke to Cameron while he takes a drink of water, and snot comes out his nose

Brett: YO, Cameron just nose nutted!!!

by PastelCloud7 January 24, 2018

Dish-nut

Basically dish-nut is the sporting event of all sporting events. It is a little like the track and field maneuver "baton pass". It works a little like this: A group of guys divide themselves into 3 teams of 4 and bust a nut on the girl in their group. It works like a relay, the guys go one at a time and the group that all team members bust a nut on win, you bust a nut and dish the girl to your team member. This is the unheard of sport called Dish-nut

Eddie:It's all up to you Freddie! Maxy, and Zacky already busted on this bitch, so we're dishing her off to you.
Freddie:Alright, I won't let you down guys! I love Dish-nut!!

by D2K47 November 24, 2011