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Jack Swafford

He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.
Girl: Holy shit Jack Swafford! I am very social but your gonna make me shut up!
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022
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Jack Plaque

A term used for the smegma residue that builds up after multiple masturbation sessions. The plaque-like substance after jacking off and not washing.
Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
by Jackplaqueofffl November 22, 2022
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jack

a gay cunt that has the smallest dick ever it is sooooo fucking small he is also sooo damn ugly and gay like wow soooo gay how can someone be sooo fucking gay if I was him I would just cut it off and become a fucking girl wait I wouldn't even need to waste my time to cut it off there is nothing there in the first place
look it jack guys lets go somewhere else he is gay
by the second egg November 23, 2022
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Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate
Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022
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jack snowden

Jack snowden hasn’t been at school for a while because he’s DEAD
by The duck overlord November 26, 2022
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Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.
He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”
by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022
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Stealth Jack

Jacking off in a public place/room with some people without anyone noticing and busting a nut.
A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
by physically insane November 29, 2022
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