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jacked

he jacked your mom good bro
by Harry buttlicker May 2, 2019
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Jack Daniel Miller

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024
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Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.
"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"
by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018
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Jack Bone

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.
what technique do you use bro?

I tend to Jack Bone...

You need to talk bro?
by blue lobster August 16, 2022
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Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things
Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack
by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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Jack Fisher

This Fuckin Retard doesn't know what is happening...like ever.
Man: Where The fuck am I?
Other man: This dumb ass is such a Jack Fisher.
by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023
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