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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
mugGet the Mayonnaise, cheese, and hammug.

cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.
damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)
by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017
mugGet the cheeky cheesemug.

gamen cheese

a nother word added to the oldskool saying gamen, it just tops of a comeback
by woody from auz September 8, 2007
mugGet the gamen cheesemug.

Cheese

THE MOST FLIPPING BADASS FOOD IN THE PLANET. I MEAN LIKE THEY’RE SO FLIPPING AWESOME I CAN EAT THEM ALL DAY. NO ONE CARES ABOUT BUTTER AND JAM AND STUFF. CHEESE IS SOOO AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Woah look at that guy over there eating cheese. Such a badass
by The beautiful girl, Ayla November 4, 2017
mugGet the Cheesemug.

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair
I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.
by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019
mugGet the Cheese hairmug.

Blue cheese

When a white girl has a yeast infection and wants you to eat it
I heard Enrique Rodriguez likes girls with blue cheese
by Iziai Rodriguez January 10, 2024
mugGet the Blue cheesemug.

Cheesed

To be scammed or otherwise screwed over, most commonly used to talk about gameplay or game mechanics
"That shot was so cheesed! There's no way that hit!" (Cheesed / Cheese)
"These hit boxes are total cheese dude."
by The Big Cheese IV August 15, 2024
mugGet the Cheesedmug.

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