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Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.
Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.
by In your fridge December 11, 2019
mugGet the Christmas Nutmug.

nuts

by bellycon July 18, 2014
mugGet the nutsmug.

NUTS!

The origin of nuts came from General McAuliffe in world war 2 at the battle of the bulge in Belgium. In 1944 mid-December, a German commander requested the "honorable surrender" of General McAuliffe and his troops to which General McAuliffe sent the German commander just the word "NUTS!" which also means "go to hell."
To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne. "There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. Troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town."

To the German Commander: "NUTS!"
by cantinaguessedit April 30, 2022
mugGet the NUTS!mug.

Nut Nut November

Greatest redditors of all time and the god of upvotes. His origins remain unknown but some sources say he joined reddit in spring of 2019 with intentions of a cumbrain. Then he came across top tier shit from r/memes and decided karmawhoring was the way for him. Reddit admins hated him and banned many of his accounts but each time he came back stronger and stronger. He continued shitposting on various subreddits and is known for having a 100 day streak of shitposting on r/dreamsmp. He was rewarded with upvotes, awards and thousands of followers. He even gained recognition outside of reddit, on twitter, youtube and pornhub

Legends say he's karmawhoring till this date...
Year 2069(Nice)
Bot: Do you know who Nut Nut November was?
Human: Oh boy I haven't heard that name in years, sit down and let me tell you a story.
by Yee yee ass haircut June 16, 2021
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salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
by von groovy July 8, 2024
mugGet the salad no nutsmug.

Nut roulette

This is a 1-10 person game all must have balls/nuts/genitals have a pice of paper that has multiple different was for you to hurt your balls you must all only have underwear or less on some exams for you to hurt your halls is a punch, kick, stomp, nurf gun, step on a rake, skip, roll 2 times, squeeze for 15 seconds, slap, punch someone in the balls, slingshot, nee, shovel/ have person open lags as far as they can then squash there balls with it
We played nut roulette and no my balls hurt so much that it’s like if someone had kick my nuts all over each time a take a single stem and move my balls
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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