jack chadburn

jack chadburn is a useless small cocked big headed small minded pedo with a small cock and a smaller cock he likes it up the bum and let's his grandma finger him all the time if u would like to contact him for free sex (only if he a ugly cunt ) add his snapchat jackchandurn2
by Jackchaddyisacunt November 06, 2019
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Jack Riddle

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence
Jack Riddle, you're a total moron!
by mahimahi July 13, 2023
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JacK#2102

discord moderator for sbubby eef freef. Always pings dead chat xd, at early hours in the morning. Often annoying.
Everyone: Wow I can’t believe JacK#2102 pinged over 100 members at 4:00 AM, what a loser!
by sbubby eef freef August 10, 2021
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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
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Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night
by Urmun October 26, 2018
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