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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024
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K-kid

K-kid stands for "Kali Kid" which is considered the knockoff Cali. A K-kid is someone who thinks they ghetto and tough when they not
K-kid: I'll Fuck you up!
Person: isn't that the kid who pissed himself?

Person 2: yeah, fuckin K-Kid
by BubbleDummy February 16, 2022
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Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job
"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"
by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019
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The flyest kid on the internet

The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
Instagram: austin.luk
YouTube: AustinLukh
Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.
by austin.lukh July 6, 2024
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bi kid supremacy cult

the single best cult
i am part of it
it is inclusive and amazing
here everyone is treated like god minus the prayers
bi kid supremacy cult da best best
by honorary Mexican April 10, 2022
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