baja kids

Engineering students that build sick off-road cars while sacrificing their social life and dignity. They do not possess any knowledge of having good engineering practices, meeting deadlines, or being in a romantic relationship. However, they do know how to fix a problem in the worst possible way and somehow it just works out.

“Why are they so calm when their car is upside down and missing a few wheels?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”

“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”

by chenwei_the_right_way June 3, 2024

Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.

Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

green screen kid

A person on YouTube that is under the age of 13 that uses the green screen feature on YouTube to steal people's content.

Recently, green screen kids have been ruining YouTube.

by anonacc6468 June 9, 2024

Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.

Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Gacha kid

Someone who used to watch gacha but has since left the community and usually has a insane glow up.

“Why do gacha kids turn out so pretty?”

by Juul1aa June 16, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.

Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.

by another unoriginal online name June 23, 2024

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024