Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.

Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.

by FatalStraw January 16, 2019

Red Cum

Red Cum looks like sauce, It isnt

???1: Lol look at this Sauce it tastes great

???2: DUDE! THATS NOT SAUCE THAT'S MY RED CUM

by ZiaDoodlez February 1, 2022

If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.

Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”

by Fhsd May 7, 2021

Red Vined

The outcome of mutually masturbating a female while she is menstruating. The residue that collects on your fingers appears like the popular licorice "Red Vines".

Did you catch the party last night? Fernando red vined Monique! Gross!

by laloman October 23, 2011

red flag

literally julius. a walking red flag. commitment issues, compulsive flirt and a person who kisses girls' necks before their lips 🤨

julius is such a red flag. a walking red flag if ive ever seen one.

by dilfluvr3 April 1, 2022

Red skull

Someone who masturbates so much that their nob permanently turns bright red.

John is such a red skull, he said he masturbates 5 times a day.

by FitzyFC December 6, 2022

Red Juice

A comical way to refer to blood, usually used in the context of menstruation.

I need ultra night pads to mop up all my red juice.

by Nice to meat you June 8, 2021