monkey

black man so black he's invisible when you turn off the lights

Man:Woah was that batman

Other man: no that's just a monkey

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE April 12, 2022

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

Monkey Boo

Monkey boo is a bucket head. He likes to spin around and spin and spin and scream. He likes to punch ppl with his toes.

Jackson: monkey boo is a buttocks

Logan: NO WAY

by BiscuitToesOwO April 19, 2022

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".

Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.

by OJB September 26, 2004

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003