Jack Bukovitz is a gayttt femboy who loves riding lawnmowers. Often seen wondering the labyrinth of his closet doing pushups. If you ever encounter a Jack Bukovitz then make sure you stay at least 20 feet away because he is a biter. He is also single and ready to mingle with any girl willing to deal with his negative rizz. Often has hands of the desert making him a frontrunner as the candidate for the grip reaper. Usually find him edging to trucks on instagram reals.
Jack Bukovitz is so Phantom Tax
by Clayboiii and makk December 12, 2023
Get the Jack Bukovitzmug. Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
by character01 May 31, 2013
Get the selfy-jackmug. Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
Get the Jack IImug. by Aquadaddy December 30, 2022
Get the jack babamug. Detroit-Jack-City: older generation muscle-head. Seasoned veteran at stacking plates and pushing weights. Someone over the age of 40 who is reminiscent of the good old days and muscular, representing the muscle car era of Detroit Mi
by Gearheaded July 20, 2021
Get the Detroit Jack Citymug. Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....
by Dicktionary.. May 28, 2023
Get the Jack dandamug. 