Fake Friend

Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀

Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

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Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.

Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!

by Dan Chipolte November 3, 2010

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Flamingo friend

Someone you hook up with specifically for wild, no-shame group sex. The person you meet up with when the plan is to strip down, mix in with the whole flock, and enjoy everyone’s bodies together. A partner-in-dirtiness you trust to show up ready to play, share, swap, and stay tangled with whoever joins in.

She knows she’s my flamingo friend because the moment the whole room starts heating up, we’re already finding each other and pulling new bodies into the mix.

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025

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a pig friend

A pig friend is that friend who eats all your food but ensures you food for your life. A friend that is there for you any time and helps you with all your shits. That one friend that lives you the most.

Friend1-"Sara is a pig friend but I love her"
Friend2-"Yeah she is but she loves us very very much"

by Saratulooo December 22, 2019

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The Rick Friend

A friend who is smart and consistently talking shit in other, due to slogan “being a hater is fun”.

Bro, Rob is totally The Rick Friend, all he does is talk shit.

by Raging squirrel May 10, 2024

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Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day

On May 28th, you just try and hug, snuggle, or kiss all your guy friends, and most importantly... Your Anti-furry friends.

Most boys kissed becomes King Boykisser for the year

"D-DUDE-! GET OFFA ME THATS GAY-"
"But it's Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day~..."
"Shut up... your a furry..."
"Anddd...? You're an anti..?"

by Meeko Clockwell November 27, 2024

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