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Rebecca Black 

A teenage failure, usually female, who is so terrible at singing and has such a god-awful voice that she can only sing one word: "Friday." Even then, it's a stretch and requires a shitload of autotune. Her voice is equatable to that of a seagull.

Also, the only known exception to Rule 34 cause no one wants to watch that shit.
No shit Rebecca Black! STFU bitch
Rebecca Black by sucknut April 4, 2011
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Rebecca Black 

a pile of douchy anal-raping nonsense that rapes your ears for a fun roller coaster ride of STD's and other sexual references for a straight 3 minutes and 48 seconds.
douche bag 1: i love justin bieber!!~
douche bag 2: omg cody simpsons so amazing, but have you heard rebecca blacks new song?
douche bag 1: no, just let me youtube search it.
--5 mins later--
douche bag 1: WTF IS THIS?!
douche bag 2: the love of my life :D
Rebecca Black by nigga911 April 12, 2011

Big black bitch splitter. 

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.
That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.

touch black 

We're going to win tonight...touch black.
touch black by Horse lover 555 March 16, 2016

Rebecca Black 

OH GOD! Some bitch that sings with auto-tune. Her real voice sounds so FUCKING ANNOYING!!! Her lyrics are... AMAZING!!! NOT!!! LOL!!! Stupid 15 year old slut

"Gotta have my bowl, gotta have my cerial"
WHAT THE FUCK
IS
THIS
SHIT?
LOL
Well, she is not talented and of course, she will
BE
THE
NEXT
JUSTIN BEIBER
LOL!!!
Well yeah. All I got to say.
booty grab rebecca black stupid slut stupid slut auto-tune retarded brunette LOL ITS FRIDAY Friday

Why do black people jump high? 

The vigorous amounts of chicken they eat gives them flying abilities
Why do black people jump high? It’s the chicken

running black 

Stems from Running back, the position in football. Same concept as lineblacker but with a different position. The black running back's talents are equal to those of an ideal black man.
1. Coach Whitfield only plays black kids, he must love his running blacks.
2. That running black is as fast as Deion Branch.