Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.
Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
by Gius? November 04, 2024
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Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
by Villainous March 24, 2023
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fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently
Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .
by hapax_legomenon January 03, 2018
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Monkey Quest

This phrase refers to a non-existent browser game that has never existed, this phrase was created in government conspiracy.
Monkey Quest was never real
by the feds!!!!! May 12, 2024
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A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
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Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits
-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!
by Da dawg April 19, 2024
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